Archive for May, 2009

Carolina In My Mind

May 5, 2009

With a promise to put the disappointing loss of Game 2 behind them, the Bruins headed down to Raleigh today to prepare for tomorrow’s pivotal Game 3 at the RBC Center where there will be a loud, supportive crowd of Hurricanes fans in dire need of silencing. Whether or not the B’s, facing their first sample of adversity in the Stanley Cup Playoffs so far, can go down there and do it remains to be seen.

Certainly, Game 2 was nothing for anyone to be proud of. As well as Carolina played, and they brought the play to the Bruins all night long, there was something missing from the hometown team’s game, as well. It’s not just the ineffectiveness on the power play (they haven’t scored a goal on the pp since Game 2 of the Montreal series) or the carelessness with the puck or being knocked off the puck in so many of the one-on one battles, that’s concerning. There just wasn’t a whole lot of real fire or intensity shown and that worries me.

Y’see, I think the Bruins play best when there’s a little hate in the air. It’s one of the reasons I wanted to see the Rangers come to town because of the Sean Avery factor. Versus the Canadiens, there was little need to create motivation because it was a series so filled with controversy and hatred. There were grudges to be settled and emotions were very high. In that situation, at that level of intensity, the team played brilliant, hard hitting hockey and, of course, swept the series.

Against Carolina, however, that ultra-high emotional portion of the game is somewhat missing. There are no reasons to despise the Hurricanes, there is no Maxim Lapierre or Mike Komisarek. There is actually very little history considering the two teams haven’t met in the playoffs in a decade and, of course, a whole lot has changed since then.

It seems to me that Paul Maurice might be very aware of this idea, as well. It seemed he wanted to avoid the sort of physical confrontations that the Habs foolishly initiated, knowing full well how such actions can awake the sleeping bear. As such, Game 2 was a perfect result for the ‘Canes as they systematically turned the Garden into a silent vault of horror.

So that leaves the question: How does the team approach Game 3? Where do they find the drive they need to get rolling? Well, hopefully in guys like Milan Lucic and Shawn Thornton, Chuck Kobasew and Patrice Bergeron. Mark Recchi. Guys who can supply the festiness needed to get a little hate on and turn up the volume on this series from a Bruins perspective. If it stays quiet, the fear remains that they might fall back to sleep.

I have no doubt that the Bruins are a more talented, deeper team than the Hurricanes and, hopefully, the atmosphere of the RBC Center will have as much affect on them as on the ‘Canes, amping up the play level where the Bruins will be at their best. We’ll see tomorrow night.

Oh, and by the way? Fuck James Taylor.

WebCam

May 3, 2009

Legendary Boston Bruins power forward turned Vice-President is doing a series of internet only interviews throughout the playoffs, offering a tough guy’s persective on the team and the series’ so far.

Episode Seven features his thoughs on the results of Game 1 and today’s Game 2 match-up at the Garden.

Which is good for me because I’m having a whole lot of trouble forming thoughts myself today after a Gone Wild sort of Saturday night of over-indulging in various blood pollutants.

So you handle it today, Cam.

Thanks.

Grapes: Sidney Crosby, No Longer A Pussy

May 2, 2009

The Kid’s alright.

That’s the summation now emanating from the lips of the man known as Grapes, Don Cherry. Sidney “Cindy Crysob” Crosby, long time a whipping boy for the Coach’s Corner commentator, is now getting respect from the man who brought us Rock’em Sock’em Hockey.

Never mind that Crosby still whines and bitches and gripes like a little gal. No matter that he dives and embelishes like an Italian soccer forward.

Perhaps Crosby has grown up a bit. Maybe he is becoming a complete player. Yet, only the most homertastic Pengs fan doesn’t see what a majority of the rest of the league’s fans can see: this kid is a diving whiner and the refs need to quit protecting him.

Does the NHL really need the Hockey equivalent of Christian Ronaldo as its face of the game?

Former Blue Jacket Ryan Salmons, RIP

May 1, 2009

Pardon a tough Hockey guy a moment of softness.

There are a lot of things that define Hockey players: courage, intensity, passion. But sometimes, what really stands out is when a player, even the whole organizaion, displays heart.

Earlier today, Ryan Salmons succumbed to cancer. Salmons, a 19 year-old Hockey player,and his plight caught the attention of the Columbus Blue Jackets. And they did what any good Hockey club would do. They took Salmons under their wing. Several players, notably Jason Chimera and Manny Malhotra, went to great pains to make the last few months of his life something to remember. Particularly touching was when Columbus GM Scott Howson signed Salmons to a one-day contract with the team. Salmons, meanwhile, became an inspiration to the Jackets as they played for their first playoff berth.

We here at Hockey Gone Wild send our condolences towards the Salmons family.

Measurin’ The Monstah

May 1, 2009

The NHL had a team at Fenway Park yesterday measuring the dimensions for it’s possible use as the location for the next annual Winter Classic on New Year’s Day, 2010.

Since it’s not yet official I’ll save my orgasmic ranting and raving for when it becomes so but suffice to say I’m pulling out all the stops in terms of superstition, most notably wearing my lucky Green Lantern underpants ever since the rumours began.

I’ll take them off whenever it’s confirmed and/or the Bruins skate with the Stanley Cup.

Either one is a reason to get naked in my book.